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Muppet*Vision 3D - Fun Facts Frank Oz was brought in to watch over post production and act as director when Jim Henson died shortly after principal photography was completed. Muppeteers: Jim Henson as Kermit the frog, Swedish Chef and Waldorf. Voice Cast:
Quotes and Quips from the movie [first lines] Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway? Waldorf: Oh, it's one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses. [Statler does so] Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask. Waldorf: That's no mask. Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady! Kermit the Frog: We will also see a rousing finale from Sam the Eagle. What's it called, Sam? Sam the Eagle: It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America". Kermit the Frog: Sam, are you ready with that finale? Sam the Eagle: It's a glorious three-hour finale! Kermit the Frog: You got a minute and a half. Waldorf: Hey, hey, what's going on? Sweetums: Bean Bunny ran away! Statler: Well, you know what that makes him... Waldorf, Statler: SMARTER THAN US! Waldo C. Graphic: [after being inflated and duplicated] Great! Now I can start my own football team! Statler: Well, what do you think? Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show? Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats! Sam the Eagle: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse! Rizzo the Rat: [singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March] Oh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'... Sam the Eagle: Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat! Rizzo the Rat: Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know? Scooter: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you could just step as far forward and close together as you can. Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, real close. You see, we're doing research on deodorant strength. Scooter: Rizzo, you're disgusting. Rizzo the Rat: Hey, it's a gift. [a banana cream pie comes flying out of the screen] Kermit the Frog: What is that? Fozzie Bear: Isn't it great? It's my new remote-controlled banana cream pie. Hey Kermit... Watch this! [Fozzie presses a button and the remote control breaks causing the pie to spin and end up on Fozzie's face] Kermit the Frog: Oh, Fozzie, that's terrible! Fozzie Bear: [tasting it] Yeah, you're right... needs more sugar. Camilla: Bawk, buck, ba-gawk. Fozzie Bear: Hey, you're not a penguin. You're a chicken. I told you chickens to stay on the other side of the road. [to no one in particular] Fozzie Bear: Okay, everyone, why did this chicken cross the road? Camilla: Ba-gawk, buck, ba-gawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. Fozzie Bear: Oh, that's funny. Hey, everyone, why did the chicken cross the road? Statler: Oh, no, it's that bear again. Waldorf: Hey, bear, you're not even funny in 3-D! [they laugh] Fozzie Bear: Oh, no, not you guys. How'd you get here? Statler: We entered a contest. Waldorf: Yeah, and we lost. Kermit the Frog: And our demonstration will also include a little song from Miss Piggy... Miss Piggy: [irritably clearing throat] Little? Kermit the Frog: Little? Did I say little? I meant to say it's a huge, showstopping, major song from Miss Piggy? Miss Piggy: [sweetly] That's more like it. Sam the Eagle: Will you stop this foolishness? The Great Gonzo: What foolishness would you like to see? Sam the Eagle: Upon entering the theater, please move as far to the end of the row as possible. Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic. Kermit the Frog: We invited some of the most distinct scientists to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up. Kermit the Frog: [talking about the show] It's going to be a swell demonstration, and at no time will we be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks. [Fozzie Bear enters] Fozzie Bear: Did you say "cheap 3D tricks"? Kermit the Frog: Uh... [Fozzie blows a party streamer horn in the audience's direction] Fozzie Bear: Ah! Oh, oh, and here's something I wanted to *spring* on you! [he takes out a peanut can and opens the lid. Spring snakes pop out]  |
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