Alberto Dante
I am he, great Italian film director Alberto Dante. Often imitated, never nominated. Of course for a great film like this no man can make by himself (well, I could, but then I would have no one to yell at) so please welcome my film crew.

The Citizens of Hollywood ("Streetmosphere" or street performers who enhance the atmosphere) can be found daily along Hollywood and Sunset Boulevards. Don't be afraid to engage the characters in conversation -- hilarious hijinks are sure to ensue!